Tiger Woods Injured in Car Accident

[BeaArthursPackage]

Anyone following this new bullshit from this morning? Apparently some blond woman was taken by ambulance from his place to the hospital, on "advanced life support."

I'm trying to ignore all this garbage, but the story just keeps getting more and more bizarre. Oh yeah, mistress #7 (or was it 8?) was revealed yesterday as some porn star. Awesome.

[BeaArthursPackage]

Originally Posted by nanindy

Wow..what next??
http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/catego...1250,&sortBy=0

You have to be f*cking kidding.

[Greenwood Red]

It is really sad that TMZ seems to have the best info on the whole Tiger mess. They are saying it was the Mother-in Law carted off to the hospital.

It also looks like Nan has finally really gone around the bend-WTF has that link about?

[Bix in Camby]

Originally Posted by BeaArthursPackage

Anyone following this new bullshit from this morning? Apparently some blond woman was taken by ambulance from his place to the hospital, on "advanced life support."

I'm trying to ignore all this garbage, but the story just keeps getting more and more bizarre. Oh yeah, mistress #7 (or was it 8?) was revealed yesterday as some porn star. Awesome.

I laughed when I heard ALS. That is written on the side of every box in the country that has a paramedic on board. Just because the crew is capable of advanced life support doesn't mean the patient is on it.

[hubble74]

Originally Posted by Greenwood Red

It also looks like Nan has finally really gone around the bend-WTF has that link about?

Finally? I think that happened back when she was trying to have sex with Forrest Gump.

[Bix in Camby]

This is going to be an ugly picture when all the puzzle pieces arrive:

"WINDERMERE, Fla. -- A Florida trooper who suspected Tiger Woods was driving under the influence sought a subpoena for the golfer's blood results from the hospital he was taken to after crashing his SUV, but prosecutors rejected the petition for insufficient information, according to a police report released Monday.

A witness, who wasn't identified in the report, told trooper Joshua Evans that Woods had been drinking alcohol earlier. The same witness also said Woods had been prescribed two drugs, Ambien and Vicodin.

The report did not say who the witness was but added it was the same person who pulled Woods from the vehicle after the accident outside his home."

Sounds like the locals boys were taking pretty good care of him. I've probably in the past had too much to legally be behind the wheel so I'm not playing holier than thou, but I've also never struck two fixed objects in the same trip down the driveway.

[Greenwood Red]

Originally Posted by Bix in Camby

but I've also never struck two fixed objects in the same trip down the driveway.

I doubt that Hoveround goes fast enough for this to happen Bix.

[MoparsRule]

Couple of interesting reads ...

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes

http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/...-uchitel/13763

[MoparsRule]

Tiger the Chump is now in rehab in Arizona - guess what addiction is being treated?

Woods In Rehab in AZ

[ravensdale]

Originally Posted by MoparsRule

Tiger the Chump is now in rehab in Arizona - guess what addiction is being treated?

Woods In Rehab in AZ

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Other than OJ lopping off a couple domes, this has to be the fastest and furthest fall from such a revered position.

[MoparsRule]

Other than OJ lopping off a couple domes, this has to be the fastest and furthest fall from such a revered position.[/quote]


I agree, without a doubt.

What is most amazing about it is that the story disappeared the minute Elin stated she'd file for divorce.

He'd be miles ahead if she would have stated that within a day or two.

[MoparsRule]

Federal agents investigating 'Unfaithful' Tiger Woods Gatorade bottles

DENVER - Federal food safety inspectors are investigating the bootleg Gatorade bottles turning up in local stores.

On Saturday night, 9NEWS reported shoppers were finding bottles with photos of Tiger Woods and his wife and the word "unfaithful."

9NEWS sent a crew to a Denver Safeway and found additional mislabeled bottles on the shelves.

A temporary worker for Gatorade says the company sent sales reps and temps into stores Saturday to remove those bottles.

Gatorade told us it has contacted local authorities.

9Wants To Know Investigator Kyle Clark has learned the Food and Drug Administration's Office of Criminal Investigations is looking at the situation as a possible tampering or adulteration case.

Samples of the Gatorade are being tested to see if anything other than the label was altered.

Even if the drink is uncontaminated, it is possible that whoever is behind this could face a federal tampering charge if prosecutors decide that person changed the label on a consumer product with the intent to injure a business.

9Wants To Know investigators tracked an e-mail hidden in the label's small print to Jason Kay of Longmont.

Kay admitted he helped a friend pull of what he called a "pop art" project.

"He doesn't want to be contacted," Kay said. "The artist wants to remain anonymous because there are similar future projects in the works."

Kay said the object of the project was to create conversation.

Bottles turning up in the Denver area have hand-written numbers on the bottom indicating each is one of 100.

Kay said there are actually about 1,000 such "unfaithful" bottles planted in stores from Longmont to Denver. He said the hand-numbered ones are just the "collectors' edition."

He admitted the stunt was "very expensive" but wouldn't discuss the details of making the labels or sneaking them into stores.

"I used my connections," Kay said.




Kay acknowledged he had been contacted by Gatorade. He would not say if his friend, who he described as an artist from out-of-town, had also been identified by the drink maker.

He rejected the idea that the project was aimed at making money.

"The artist is not going to make a dime off of these. Money was not the point of the venture," Kay said. "If other make money from this, that's their business."

If you have information about this story, please contact 9Wants To Know Investigator Kyle Clark.

[ATJoe]

Just reading an account of today's Eldrick appearance and it mentioned one of his porn star friends watched the proceedings with her attorney. She feels he owes her an apology for all the unwanted attention she's received. Nice.

Sounds like Tiger and his handlers didn't loosen their purse strings enough for her tastes.

[hubble74]

Originally Posted by ATJoe

Just reading an account of today's Eldrick appearance and it mentioned one of his porn star friends watched the proceedings with her attorney. She feels he owes her an apology for all the unwanted attention she's received. Nice.

Sounds like Tiger and his handlers didn't loosen their purse strings enough for her tastes.

You would think that she would welcome all the publicity.

[MoparsRule]

I saw that too... between Joslyn James & Gloria Allred it's hard to tell which one is the bigger whore.

[ATJoe]

Originally Posted by hubble74

You would think that she would welcome all the publicity.

I bet she does welcome the attention, but is looking for more easy $$ than porn can offer. Tiger better STFU when it comes to these individual holes-in-one or he'll be fighting lawsuits for years.

How soon until the first golf themed adult feature? Working title.....Tiger Tails.

[WhoDey]

Originally Posted by ATJoe

How soon until the first golf themed adult feature? Working title.....Tiger Tails.

It's already been out for a little while. I don't recall the title. That industry moves *fast*.

[BeaArthursPackage]

Rome is killing Tiger for the way he did his little deal today. I watched it, and I thought it was pretty good. Of course it would have been nice to answer questions, but I don't think it's feasible to trust the media to ask the appropriate questions in a situation like this, either. You know they would go straight to questions about sex addiction rehab, porn stars and other sordid details that don't need to be discussed. I really don't think he owes anyone any answers to a lot of the questions he would certainly face.

Bottom line for me is he took full responsibility, seemed contrite, and didn't make any excuses. You could tell this has been a humbling event for a guy who probably hasn't been humbled much in life. I think he understands the magnitude of all this, and I genuinely believe he'll be a better person for it. That's all we can ask for.

[ATJoe]

Originally Posted by WhoDey

It's already been out for a little while. I don't recall the title. That industry moves *fast*.

Tiger's Wood in production within two weeks according to the NY Daily News article below. Work safety debatable.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...already_i.html

[ATJoe]

Originally Posted by BeaArthursPackage

Rome is killing Tiger for the way he did his little deal today. I watched it, and I thought it was pretty good. Of course it would have been nice to answer questions, but I don't think it's feasible to trust the media to ask the appropriate questions in a situation like this, either. You know they would go straight to questions about sex addiction rehab, porn stars and other sordid details that don't need to be discussed. I really don't think he owes anyone any answers to a lot of the questions he would certainly face.

When I first heard about today's arrangement, my initial reaction was to be very critical. After some thought, I'm not certain this wasn't the best way to handle it for the very reasons BAP recites. He could've very easily come off looking worse than he does by having to answer 9 out of 10 questions with "No comment" or "That's between my family and myself". God forbid if he allowed himself to be goaded into an angry response.

Given the freak show circus an actual new conference would become, what are the odds he does an exclusive interview with Oprah or a network prior to a full blown media event?